The Best Games Industry Award Ever
by John Walker on Oct.22, 2007, under The Rest
We here at John Walker Publishing are very pleased and proud to announce the inaugural Best And Most Incredible Human Being In The Games Industry Of The Year Award. In light of some publishers voting for their favourite magazines that they own, and other pubishers voting for the most important people in the games industry that currently work for them, this brand new award sets out to bring recognition to the very best people writing about videogames, working near videogames, or ever having touched a videogame, given the events in the games world of that year. Sponsored by John Walker Publishing, the event will not only bring much needed validation to the greatest writers out there, but also raise money for a very important charity: The John Walker Fund For Hungry John Walkers.
The nominees this year have been chosen from an impressive field, but these are the John Walkers that we here at John Walker Publishing feel have contributed the most to the universe.
The results will be announced at the John Walker Dinner For John Walker, taking place at the John Walker Museum on the 23rd of JohnWalker. We look forward to seeing you there!
October 22nd, 2007 on 17:42
Were I a John Walker, I’d be very disappointed at only being decreed worth 1/6 of John Walker recognition.
October 22nd, 2007 on 18:18
Everyone’s eligible for entry. It just so happens that only John Walkers were nominated.
October 22nd, 2007 on 19:43
Good luck!
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
October 22nd, 2007 on 20:54
Can I vote for Sony?
October 22nd, 2007 on 21:13
And the winner is… Kieron Gillen!
October 22nd, 2007 on 21:27
Bugger, I don’t have the music ready for that result.
October 22nd, 2007 on 22:47
The promoter cannot nominate himself. I nominate Dexter, the real power behind the keyboard.
A clear winning team.
What is Dexter’s head diameter?
October 22nd, 2007 on 23:14
The promoter cannot nominate himself? Someone needs to tell the Game Media Awards about this sharpish.
October 22nd, 2007 on 23:14
Oh, and that final question is so weird out of context.
The answer: tiny, but surely his entire body diameter is more important?
October 23rd, 2007 on 01:23
I don’t trust anyone in a White Sox hat. And that guy on the bottom center is clearly not John Walker enough to be John Walker. That narrows the field for you. Your welcome.
October 23rd, 2007 on 01:37
Furthermore, how could this John Walker be left out?
October 23rd, 2007 on 09:22
“Although John Walker can’t be here tonight, he’s proud to be with us via satellite link all the way from his rendition camp”.
October 23rd, 2007 on 10:33
“All nominees take home a bottle of finest Single Malt whisky, courtesy of our sponsor Johnnie Walker!
Keep walking everyone!”
October 23rd, 2007 on 16:48
The top right one could easily be Jon Denton of Imagine Publishing.